• "WHAT the HE...?"
  • "Holy SH...!"
  • "Oh, you guys!"
  • "MMMMMMWAH!"
  • "Oo, I've got this great new joke to tell..."
  • "Now YOU listen HERE, lady...!"
  • "Wow, can you BELIEVE she just said that...?"
  • "So, a priest, a rabbi, and a lawyer go into a bar..."
  • "... and then the priest puts the yarmulke on..."